Sunday, February 21, 2010

Funny Dressage Quotes Favorite Funny Horse Sayings?

Favorite Funny Horse Sayings? - funny dressage quotes

These are my favorite words Horsey! Give me some of your favorites! I (the role of iron in the transfer of photos of me and "my" horse, and I'm need a few good words for them).

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. ~ Author Unknown

No hour of life is wasted, which spent in the saddle. ~ Winston Churchill

Horses and children, I often think, a lot of common sense in the world. ~ Josephine Demott Robinson

It is not enough for a man who can ride a horse, you need to know in the fall. ~ Mexican Proverb

It has always been and always will be the same thing in the world: the horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. ~ Author Unknown

The sky is high and wide earth. If you ride three feetmore above the ground than other people, you know what that means. ~ Rudolf C. Binding

He knows when you're happy
He knows when you feel comfortable
He knows if you are sure
And he always knows when you have carrots.
~ Author Unknown (This is soooo true)

It's like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! "~ Nicholas Evans (This is one of my favorite horse quotes)

You know horses are smarter than men. Have you ever seen a horse that broke paris to humans. ~ Will Rogers (probably true, now that I think!)

When someone says "Hey!" Say "Straw is cheaper, grass is free, who lives on a farm to get all three!"

If you have a stable friendship, get a horse!
~ Author Unknown

Dressage, jumping is a speed shots

To go or not go? What a silly question!
~ Author Unknown

4 comments:

Eventers defy gravity! said...

"Yes, but you can u ride? ~ Mom Sticker
"Anyone can be a horse needs only the ability to stay!" ~ Unknown
"If you think high maintenance costs of MI who have not done my horse" ~ has a label, where they rented a flea bitten gray Arabic is so true!
Manure has feathers
Eventers do it three days, three ways!
Eventers gravity!

Katie Rose said...

"One of these disadvantages is Anothers gallop a gallop.
"Seven days without a horse makes us weak."
"Riding (s): The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground."
"You feel sad?" Saddle Up. "

Funny Decal saw the other day ...
"My horse stood in front of your honor student.

Kaity D said...

Song singing I do if my monthly round cattle is 5 days. . .
"Rollin Rollin Rollin, a man of my loot is swollen" lol, it starts to hurt after 5 days of jogging lol.

Another says,
"Your son is a student honor, while my son is a horse"

:)

horsegur... said...

Some of them are really good.

"And the wind of heaven, that blows between the ears of the horses.

Or tell a gelding, but ask a mare.

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